English Teacher: ”Who killed the cat?”
begin this sentence with “by…”
Tintumon: By the by, who killed the cat?
Dundu: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Tintumon: Yes, their dog is our dog’s brother.
Tintumon after being beaten up by his mom was sitting out.
Dad came and asked him “What happened Tintumon?”
Tintumon replied “Dad, i can’t adjust with your wife anymore,i want my own wife”
Tintumon: I Can Kiss U without touching.
Girl: IMPOSSIBLE.!
Tintumon: 20 Rupees bet..
Girl: ok
Tintumon kissed her very tightly
Girl: hayy.. u Touched me
TintuMon: Inna pidi ninte oru 20 Roopaaaaa….
Tintumon: Ninakkariyamoo yenta achanta dairyam..Achan Armyil ayirunapol oru Pakistaniyuda Kai vetti kondu vannu…
Dundumon:Ohoo appol thalayoo..
Tintumon:Athu neeratha aaroo vetti yeduthirunnu…
GREAT QUOTE:
‘Hundred words of a teacher does not give pain in exam hall..
But a true friend’s silence in exam hall makes more tears in heart!!’
-Tintumon
Tintumonte Beauty parlorinu Munbile parasyam: IVIDE NINNU PURATHU POKUNNHA PENKUTIKALE LINE ADIKARUDH
Oru pakse Adu Ningalude MUTHASHI Aakam..!
Sardar: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Sardar: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Sardar: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what’s the difference between u and a dog?
Tintumon decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
‘But I think I know where I’m going wrong,’ said TIntumon, ‘I think I’m planting them too deep.’
Yae
Bee
See
Dee
Eee
Yef
Jee
Hetch
Ai
Jae
Kae
Yel
Yem
Yen
Oh
Pee
Kiue
Aar
Yes
Tee
You
Vee
Double You
Yeks
Why
Ized
“REMIX OF ABCD..” – By tintumon LKG last bench.St.Joseph's LP School,Paingottoor,Muvattupuzha
Tintumon stands inside an airplane and shouts “HIJACK”
Then everyone starts crying
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Then Jack stands and replied “HI Tintu”
Kadayil ninnu sadhanam vaangiyathinu shesham tintumonu balance 1 rupee kitti…avan pettannu coin boxiloode achane vilichu..ennittu paranju “achaa…balance 1 rupeeyund nhan chelavaakkikkotte…”
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