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Crazy not equal to stupid


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Crazy not equal to stupid


One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of mental health).

He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.

When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.

One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.

The patient laughed at him said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."

Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that" The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?"

Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy....... not STUPID!" 


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Tintoooooooooosssssss Jooookeesss


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English Teacher: ”Who killed the cat?”
begin this sentence with “by…”
Tintumon: By the by, who killed the cat?



Dundu: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Tintumon: Yes, their dog is our dog’s brother.



Tintumon after being beaten up by his mom was sitting out.
Dad came and asked him “What happened Tintumon?”
Tintumon replied “Dad, i can’t adjust with your wife anymore,i want my own wife”



Tintumon: I Can Kiss U without touching.
Girl: IMPOSSIBLE.!
Tintumon: 20 Rupees bet..
Girl: ok
Tintumon kissed her very tightly
Girl: hayy.. u Touched me
TintuMon: Inna pidi ninte oru 20 Roopaaaaa….



Tintumon: Ninakkariyamoo yenta achanta dairyam..Achan Armyil ayirunapol oru Pakistaniyuda Kai vetti kondu vannu…
Dundumon:Ohoo appol thalayoo..
Tintumon:Athu neeratha aaroo vetti yeduthirunnu…



GREAT QUOTE:
‘Hundred words of a teacher does not give pain in exam hall..
But a true friend’s silence in exam hall makes more tears in heart!!’
-Tintumon



Tintumonte Beauty parlorinu Munbile parasyam: IVIDE NINNU PURATHU POKUNNHA PENKUTIKALE LINE ADIKARUDH
Oru pakse Adu Ningalude MUTHASHI Aakam..!



Sardar: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Sardar: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Sardar: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what’s the difference between u and a dog?



Tintumon decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at t he dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

‘But I think I know where I’m going wrong,’ said TIntumon, ‘I think I’m planting them too deep.’



Yae

Bee
See
Dee
Eee
Yef
Jee
Hetch
Ai
Jae
Kae
Yel
Yem
Yen
Oh
Pee
Kiue
Aar
Yes
Tee
You
Vee
Double You
Yeks
Why
Ized

“REMIX OF ABCD..” – By tintumon LKG last bench.St.Joseph's LP School,Paingottoor,Muvattupuzha



Tintumon stands inside an airplane and shouts “HIJACK”
Then everyone starts crying

:-(

:-(

:-(

Then Jack stands and replied “HI Tintu”



Kadayil ninnu sadhanam vaangiyathinu shesham tintumonu balance 1 rupee kitti…avan pettannu coin boxiloode achane vilichu..ennittu paranju “achaa…balance 1 rupeeyund nhan chelavaakkikkotte…”

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Happy Valentines day

 

 

 

Love is always bestowed as a gift --
freely, willingly, and without expectation....
We don't love to be loved; we love to love.
~ Leo Buscaglia ~

 

 

 

 

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.
~ Mignon McLaughlin ~

 

 

 

 

It is best to love wisely, no doubt;
but to love foolishly is better than
not to be able to love at all.
~ William Thackeray ~

 

 

 

 

There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread.
~ Mother Teresa ~

 

 

 

 

We find rest in those we love, and we provide a resting place
in ourselves for those who love us.
~ Saint Bernard of Clairvaux ~

 

 

 

 

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.
~ Elbert Hubbard ~

 

 

 

 

Treasure the love you receive above all.
It will survive long after your good health has vanished.
~ Og Mandino ~

 

 

 

 

The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness which becomes at times almost insupportable.
~ Victor Hugo ~

 

 

 

 

To fear love is to fear life,
and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
      ~ Bertrand Russell, Earl Russell ~

 

 

 

 

All love that has not friendship for its base,
is like a mansion built upon the sand.
~ Ella Wheeler Wilcox ~

 

 

 

 

Love is the emblem of eternity: it confounds all notion of time:
effaces all memory of a beginning, all fear of an end.
~ Germaine De Stael ~

 

 

 

 

Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in man's.
      ~ Germaine De Stael ~

 

 

 

 

Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible.
~ Mother Teresa ~

 

 

 

 

The best portion of a good man's life,
His little, nameless, unremembered acts,
Of kindness and of love.
~ William Wordsworth ~

 

 

 

 

Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
~ Robert Browning ~

 

 

 

 

Love is a thing, well, its kind of like quicksand: 
The more you are in it, the deeper you sink. 
And when it hits you, you've just got to fall.
~ UB40 ~

 

 

 

 

Love is the expansion of two natures in such fashion
that each include the other,
each is enriched by the other.
~ Felix Adler ~

 

 

 

 

Think about it, there must be higher love
Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above
Without it, life is a wasted time
Look inside your heart, I'll look inside mine.
      ~ Steve Winwood ~

 

 

 

 

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
~ Cathy Carlyle ~

 

 

 

 

Love does not consist in gazing at each other
but in looking together in the same direction.
~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery ~

 

 

 

 

Find the person who will love you because of your differences and
not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life.
~ Leo Buscaglia ~

 

 

 

 

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There�s too much fraternizing with the enemy.
~ Henry Kissinger ~

 

 

 

 

To laugh often and love much... to appreciate beauty,
to find the best in others, to give one's self...
this is to have succeeded.
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson ~

 

 

 

 

Kindness in words creates confidence.
Kindness in thinking creates profoundness.
Kindness in giving creates love.
~ Lao Tzu ~

 

 

 

 

Love is the true means by which the world is enjoyed:
our love to others, and others' love to us.
~ Thomas Trahern ~

 

 


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