I am a Father





  A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a
  book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

  The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

  The man, who was a priest, said 'I am a Father.'

  The little boy replied 'My Dad doesn't wear his
  collar like that.'

  The priest looked up from his book and answered 'I am
  the Father of many.'

  The boy said 'My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two
  grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that
  way'

  The priest, getting impatient, said 'I am the Father of
  hundreds' and went back to reading his book.

  The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then
  leaned over and said, 'Maybe you should use a condom and
  wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.'
 

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