Taking a woman to bed

TAKING A WOMAN TO BED          What is the difference   between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78 ?                                           At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.              At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.    At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed. At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.   At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed. At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.    At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!  At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???

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