The Dictionary of Definitions

Sunday, December 21, 2008 at 11:12 PM Posted by T-Rocks









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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

 


MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master


DIVORCE:
Future Tense
of Marriage


LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the
number present


COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece


TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power!


DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage


CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on


ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
you are going to feel
a feeling
you have never felt before


CLASSIC:
A book
which people praise,
but never read


SMILE:
A curve
that can set
a lot of things straight!


OFFICE:
A place
where you can relax
after your strenuous
home life


YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth


ETC:
A sign
to make others believe
that you know
more than
you actually do


COMMITTEE:
Individuals
who can do
nothing individually
and sit to decide
that nothing can be done
together


EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes


ATOM BOMB:
An invention
to bring an end
to all
inventions


PHILOSOPHER:
A fool
who torments himself
during life,
to be spoken of
when dead


DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip


OPPORTUNIST:
A person
who starts taking bath
if he
accidentally falls
into a river


OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"


PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY


MISER:
A person
who lives poor
so that
he can die RICH!


FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature


CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught


BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early


POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand
before elections
and your Confidence
Later


DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you






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