MATHS PROOF
Xam Qn:
IF 2(l+b)=P;
Prove that 4b=P.
Tintumon :
2(l+b)=P
2(ell+b)=P
2(bone+b)=P
taking ‘b’ comon
2b(one+1)=P
2b(2)=P
4b=P!
Tintumonoda kali
DOSA
Teacher: Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Tintumon: Dosa
MANDAN
Teacher: “Eee classil mandanmar undenkil ezhunnettu nilku”
Aarum ezhunnettilla. 10 second kazhinjappol Tintumon ezhunnettu.
Teacher: “Oho… Ne mandanano ?”
Tintumon: “Teacher ottakku nilkunnathu kandappol sankadam thonni
NO FREEZE LIQUID
Teacher: ‘Freeze aakatha oru liquid-nte peru parayoo’
Tintumon: ‘Chooduvellam’
INTERVIEW
Malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon
qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka
tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..
Njan: namasthe teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu
Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.
Njan: shari teacher
kali tintumonnodo???
SSLC
SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta Tintumon thante PEN, examination board nu ayachu koduthu.. Oppam oru kurippum:
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“Aayudham vechu keezhadangunnu!”
MADIYAN
Teacher : Ettavum $hakthiyula oralude peru parayamo?
Tinttumon : “Madiyan”
Teacher : Wat?
Tintumon : Teacharalle paranjadu madiyan mala chumakum ennu…
REVENGE
Achan: eda tintuve…..nhan ninne vazhaku parayumbol ninaku feel aaville..appol nee ninte vishamom mattan enthu cheyum ?
Tintumon: njan veetile toilet nallapole vrithi aakum
Achan: athu kond ninte vishmom engane marana??
Tintumon: Nhan Toilet vrithi aakunath Achante toothbrush kond aanu!!!
BEGGAR
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Tintu Mon: Why are you always asking for “Chillara”, Is your father a Beggar ??
AUTO
Autoyil ninnirangiya tintumon:ethrayayi
Driver:100 roopa
tintu mon 50 roopa koduthu,appol choodaya driver:ivide vare sughich irunnallo ennit 50 roopayo
Tintu:thaanum ivide vare sughich irunnathalle,thante paisa enthina njan tharunnath
PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
tintumon: “JIMBALAKDI BAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything”
tintumon: “same 2 you”
MOTHER
Father to Tintumon: Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Tintumon: I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?
THARAVATTIL PIRANNAVAN
tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?
amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?
amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha
tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle
BHAKSHANAM
Tintumon: ‘Achaa oru kaaryam parayyan undayirunnu..
Achan:’Bhakshanam kazhikkumbol mindaruthu…’
(After eating)
Achan: ini para entha parayaan ullathu?
Tintumon: Achante food il oru palli undayirunnu…!!!!!!
LKG-TINTUMON
To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Aaha angane vittal pattuo..Scoo be do be dooo(Tintu mon, LKG)……..
CHEMISTRY
Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
Ramu : Alumina.
Teacher: Tintu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Tintumon : “Filomina”
1000 ROOPA
‘1000 rupakku enth meedichalum oru sari free’
next day kadayil oru bhahalam
tintumon 1000 rupakku ‘chillara’ medichu sari venamennu paranju bhahalam vekkunnu…
Tintumonte 3 Supradhana kandethalukal.
1)Prove thumbi=goat
Proof:Ponnola thumbi poovali thumbee aadu aadu nee aadadu…..
Hence the proof
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2)Education dept.inde thonnivasam
Question paper ennu paranju tharunna paperil full qns undavum….pakshe answer paper aanennu paranju tharunnathil oru answerum undavarilla….
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3)Moments pass,seconds pass,hours pass,days pass,years pass…….
Nammal mathram pass aavunnillallo athentha?
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